Ordering coffee is the fastest way to get a place slightly wrong. The word means something different in every country, the ritual around it varies enormously, and the drink you get for asking in English is rarely the drink locals are actually having. Here's what to order where, and what the ritual means.
Italy
Un caffè means an espresso. That's the default and it's what everyone drinks. Standing at the bar costs less than sitting — often half. Cappuccino is a morning drink; ordering one after lunch marks you as a visitor but nobody genuinely minds.
Other useful orders: macchiato (espresso with a spot of foam), caffè lungo (longer pull, more water), caffè corretto (with a shot of grappa, and yes at breakfast).
France
Un café is an espresso. Un café allongé is lengthened with water. Un noisette is espresso with a touch of milk. Un café crème is the milky morning coffee. Same two-tier pricing as Italy — comptoir versus salle, and it's posted by law.
Turkey
Türk kahvesi is brewed unfiltered in a copper cezve, and the sweetness is declared when ordering because sugar goes in during brewing. Sade (none), az şekerli (a little), orta (medium), çok şekerli (sweet). Stop drinking when you reach the grounds. Comes with water, drunk first.
Vietnam
Cà phê sữa đá — strong robusta dripped slowly through a phin filter into sweetened condensed milk, over ice. Intensely strong and very sweet. Cà phê đen đá is the black version. Cà phê trứng is egg coffee, a whipped yolk-and-sugar layer over strong coffee, best warm.
Greece
Freddo espresso and freddo cappuccino — cold, foamed, and the national drink in warm months. Ellinikos is the traditional unfiltered Greek coffee, similar in method to Turkish. Sweetness is declared at ordering: sketos, metrios, glykos.
Spain and Portugal
Spain: café solo (espresso), cortado (with a little milk), café con leche (half milk). Portugal: uma bica in Lisbon or um café elsewhere is an espresso, and galão is the tall milky one served in a glass.
Scandinavia
Filter coffee, in volume. The Nordic countries drink more coffee per head than almost anywhere and the culture is around fika in Sweden — a coffee break with something sweet, taken seriously as a social institution rather than a caffeine stop.
Australia and New Zealand
The flat white originated here and the specialty coffee culture is among the world's best. A long black is espresso over hot water; a short black is a straight espresso. Ordering a filter coffee marks you out; espresso-based drinks dominate.
Japan
Two coffee cultures running in parallel. The kissaten is the older one — a quiet, often wood-panelled cafe where an older master brews single cups by hand, usually siphon or pour-over, and nobody is in a hurry. The newer one is a serious third-wave specialty scene, particularly in Tokyo and Kyoto, that competes with anywhere in the world.
Also worth knowing: canned coffee from a vending machine is genuinely good, comes hot in winter, and is a completely normal thing for an adult to drink.
Colombia
The counterintuitive one. Colombia grows some of the best coffee on earth and historically exported almost all of it, drinking a weak, sweetened cup called tinto sold from flasks on the street. That has changed fast — Bogotá and Medellín now have serious cafes serving Colombian beans that once would only have left the country.
Order a tinto for the street experience and a proper cup in a specialty cafe for the coffee. They are different things and both are worth having.
Ethiopia
The origin country, and coffee here is a ceremony rather than a drink. Green beans roasted in front of you, ground by hand, brewed in a jebena, and served in three rounds. It takes an hour or more and declining a round is impolite. This is the single most rewarding coffee experience available anywhere.
The method
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