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Somewhere between your first nervous trip abroad and your fiftieth, a transformation happens. You get good at travel. And if you're not careful, "good at travel" curdles into something a little insufferable. This one's in good fun — a loving roast of the travel snob, written by people who recognize every symptom in themselves. If you're nodding along guiltily, congratulations: you're one of us.

You correct people who say they "did" a country in three days

Someone mentions they "did Italy" over a long weekend, and you feel a physical need to explain that you can't possibly do a country, that you have to live it, that you spent three weeks in a single region and barely scratched the surface. You are not wrong. You are also being a little insufferable.

The diagnosis The travel snob's core symptom: turning a wonderful privilege into a competition. The cure isn't traveling less well — it's remembering that everyone's trip is theirs, not a contest you're judging.

You have strong opinions about the word "tourist"

You are a traveler, not a tourist. You seek authentic experiences. You avoid the crowds. You would never — never — take the photo everyone takes at the famous spot. (You take a slightly different photo at the famous spot and feel superior about it.)

You judge people's luggage

You see someone checking a giant suitcase for a four-day trip and you feel something between pity and disdain. You, of course, travel two weeks out of a carry-on with a perfectly curated capsule wardrobe. You may have mentioned this. More than once. Unprompted.

You can't just enjoy a meal — it has to be authentic

A perfectly nice restaurant isn't good enough if it has an English menu and other tourists. The food could be delicious, but if it's not exactly where the locals eat, discovered via a method involving the local-language search and a five-minute walk from the main square, it doesn't count. You have opinions about "touristy" food. You share them.

You say "when I was in [obscure place]" constantly

Every conversation is an opportunity to mention that time in the far-flung place most people couldn't find on a map. It comes up whether or not it's relevant. Someone mentions coffee; you're suddenly recounting a specific cup in a specific hill town. Nobody asked. You told them anyway.

Embrace the snobbery (a little)

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The affectionate truth

Here's the thing: most travel snobbery comes from a real place — you genuinely love this stuff, you've learned to do it well, and you want others to experience the good version. That's lovely. Just remember the person "doing" three countries in a week is having the trip of their life, and that's the whole point. Travel well, share generously, judge gently — and laugh at yourself, because we're all a little bit of a travel snob now.

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